[10:18] jakothewoods: The British have very low-key humour.
[10:19] wdalphin: I found Alec Guiness very sexy as a woman. :)
[10:20] jakothewoods: He only got five minutes, at most, as a woman! I was surprised how little time he actually got at all, honestly. He was merely a series of bit parts.
[10:20] jakothewoods: He does have an attractive nose though, doesn't he?
[10:20] wdalphin: Maybe he got more screentime than you think, and you just didn't recognize him!
[10:20] wdalphin: He was a master of disguise.
[10:21] jakothewoods: It was a very strange movie, for us to watch - it wasn't horror, it wasn't BAD per se... it was just very low-key, oldtime british comedy. It was... mind boggling.
[10:21] jakothewoods: Ahg! Wait, can I start again?
[10:22] wdalphin: start again?
[10:22] wdalphin: I never sad it would be bad. I like Alec Guiness movies.
[10:24] jakothewoods: Okay, I'm ready now.
[10:24] jakothewoods: Arrrrr.
[10:24] jakothewoods: That were the weirdest movie I hae e'er set orbs apon!
[10:24] wdalphin: You mean the talk like a pirate day is why you wanted to start over?
[10:25] jakothewoods: Arr.
[10:25] wdalphin: It's not called type like a pirate day.
[10:25] jakothewoods: Bite me barnacles, lubber.
[10:25] wdalphin: Boy, this will be fun.
[10:25] wdalphin: So that was the weirdest movie you've ever seen?
[10:26] jakothewoods: 'Twere awful con-veen-yent of half o' ther famerly ta die natcher'ly.
[10:26] jakothewoods: Nar, twarn't the weirdest. It were just passin' strange, be all.
[10:27] wdalphin: When he caught his uncle the duke in the man-trap and was talking about killing him, I wanted his uncle to say, "strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
[10:28] jakothewoods: Arrharhar. He shoulda met Manzetti's accersations with "That's only true from a certain point of view."
[10:30] wdalphin: I found the ending rather clever. I liked how he had actually gotten away with everything, but oops!
[10:31] wdalphin: I knew that girl he liked was a manipulative, little minx
[10:31] jakothewoods: Yar, it were a punchline movie. It warn't real funny otherwise, but then, he gets away, is about to make his eeny-meeny-miny-mo dercision, and WHUPS! The memoirs!
[10:31] jakothewoods: She war a gold-diggin harlot wench.
[10:32] wdalphin: On the other hand, it was strange that he would write his memoirs, detailing how he murdered his entire family tree, when there was the possibility that he would be freed by that "miracle" the girl mentioned.
[10:32] jakothewoods: Dinna get me wrong, I liked the movie, it war relaxin, an' a nice change o' pace from our hectic lifestyles.
[10:33] jakothewoods: Enh. Plot devices. Whut can yer do?
[10:33] wdalphin: He had a very neat handwriting.
[10:34] jakothewoods: Nobles. Pansy-boy writers.
[10:35] wdalphin: I don't know why you found it odd. I mean, as a movie it seemed perfectly normal, silly and intriguing (trying to guess how he would kill off the different Alecs). Maybe compared to what we usually watch, it was "different", but odd? Nah.
[10:35] jakothewoods: It war just a glimpse o' th' past is all. Like I spoke - real relaxin'.
[10:36] wdalphin: You should really check out the Ladykillers. Alec plays an ugly, plotting, evil bastard.
[10:36] jakothewoods:
[10:37] wdalphin: very ugly.
[10:37] jakothewoods: It's already on our list - I think it's number eight
[10:37] wdalphin: I mean, you thought he was attractive as a woman... he makes for a very ugly man though.
[10:38] jakothewoods: Anyway, I canna lambast this movie much - I'd give it a low four stars. I liked watching it. Although Steph passed on this one.
[10:38] wdalphin: What?
[10:38] wdalphin: Steph passed on the harmless movie?
[10:38] wdalphin: What was she afraid she'd see Alec Guiness start naked?
[10:38] jakothewoods: Shore did
[10:38] wdalphin: His rosey lightsaber swinging in the breeze?
[10:38] jakothewoods: Dunno - I think it was just too low key for her
[10:38] wdalphin: Geez.
[10:39] wdalphin: Next time I'll be sure to pick out something awful.
[10:39] wdalphin: I thought she'd appreciate no screaming, naked woman or ridiculous gore.
[10:39] jakothewoods: Hahahar. Obviously yer was mistaken!
[10:40] wdalphin: I give it 3 stars. That may seem low, but I'd give the Ladykillers 4 or 5, and I didn't quite find this AS amusing as that.
[10:40] jakothewoods: Fair enough. I look forward to seeing it. :)
[10:41] wdalphin: good, you should.
[10:41] wdalphin: Alec Guiness was quite a talented comic actor.
[10:41] wdalphin: I'd rank him up there with Cary Grant.
[10:43] wdalphin: Although, it seemed to me he was old, even in THAT movie.
[10:43] wdalphin: I wonder if it was just make-up, or if Alec Guiness was just born old?
[10:44] jakothewoods: Alec Guinness was grown in a glass tube, and has always been 50-ish. He didn't die, his wiring just rotted out.
[10:47] wdalphin: You know, I kinda regret making lame Star Wars references about this movie.
[10:47] wdalphin: I like Alec Guiness outside of Star Wars.
[10:47] wdalphin: I added another comedy with him in it to my list.
[10:49] wdalphin: yo, stop playing with your jolly roger for one minute.
[10:49] wdalphin: by a strange coincidence, "Current of Love" by David Hasselhoff was just playing on my winamp.
[10:51] wdalphin: Oi, Jak has been lost at sea
[10:51] wdalphin: he went down on his ship
[10:51] wdalphin: with his ship I mean
[10:51] wdalphin: he is hoisting the main sail
[10:52] wdalphin: swabbing the plank
[10:52] wdalphin: thar be barnacles on his poop deck!
[10:52] wdalphin: hey wil!
[10:52] wdalphin: what?
[10:52] wdalphin: chicken butt!
[10:52] wdalphin: gah!
[10:53] wdalphin: jak's polishing his wooden leg
[10:54] wdalphin: flexing his futtocks
[10:55] wdalphin: ...
[10:55] wdalphin: hunting for your moby dick?
[10:56] wdalphin: yarrrr
[10:56] wdalphin: I'm all out of love
[10:56] wdalphin: I'm so lost without you
[10:58] wdalphin: I know you were right
[10:58] wdalphin: Believing for so long
[10:58] wdalphin: I'm all out of love
[10:58] wdalphin: What am I without you?
[10:58] wdalphin: I can't be too late
[10:58] wdalphin: To say that I was soooo wrooonnggg
[10:58] wdalphin: come back Jak!
[10:59] wdalphin: I'll let you talk as piratey as you want
[10:59] wdalphin: JAAAKKK!!!
[10:59] wdalphin: *sob*
[10:59] wdalphin: Fucker.
[11:00] jakothewoods: shutit for a sec, I'm dealing with something really annoying - the computer is acting up, is's slow as molasses, and we just got new RAM for it, and I don't know if it's a virus, or the RAM, or what.
[11:17] jakothewoods: Okay, I think I got it fixed. Sorry, that was REALLY annoying.
[11:18] wdalphin: too late, I'm done! :P
[11:18] jakothewoods: But you don't know what we'll be watching next!
[11:18] wdalphin: Better tell me quick, I mailed in all three of my DVDs yesterday.
[11:19] jakothewoods: Night Flier - a movie based on a Stephen King short story, so you know it's going to be bad!
[11:19] wdalphin: I've seen the end of that.
[11:20] wdalphin: I've also read the short story.
[11:20] jakothewoods: I've read the story too. Does that disqualify it?
[11:20] wdalphin: uhhhh, I haven't seen the WHOLE thing, so I guess it's okay.
[11:20] wdalphin: I just know how it ends.
[11:20] jakothewoods: okie dokie. :) Was the ending bad?
[11:20] wdalphin: then again, I know how Citizen Kane ends too.
[11:21] wdalphin: I guess you'll just have to watch it and see!
[11:21] jakothewoods: crud

Conclusion:
Jak: ****
Wil: ***